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Women, Gossip & Competition. Yup it’s time!

23 Wednesday Apr 2014

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You know by now that we are searching beyond feminist thought. Feminist thought remains a reaction to a patriarchal system that itself needs an overhaul. We are laying down a philosophy that begins and strives to remain true to the simple fact that everyone’s first home was inside the body of a woman. Children are what women produce. Children become the world. What the hell is going on.

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It’s time to take a look at excavating that pernicious veil that culture tosses over us as a survival tool – competition and gossip!

Gossip is a currency of cruelty that we are taught to use as a way to empower ourselves by bringing another person down!

Most often a lovely lady!

Gossip is part of the culture of competition where we make a ‘winning’ or ‘losing’ out of every choice that another human being makes as they attempt to live out their bag of tricks that they were handed as a child. Gossiping is a way of shaming and criticizing in absentia and boy does it feel good! Tasty morsels of ‘I am right’ delicious bonbons of ‘aren’t we better than’, glorious chats between people that are bonded by the common cause of diminishing another while harvesting a feeling of winning!

No wonder women struggle to have a voice! They are being nitpicked about their every move by other women!  It would be quite shocking for woman to become known for discourse over new ideas that aren’t about nail polish, body image or love problems!

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You know what’s in your conversation.

Anxiety, our ancestors and human development.

08 Saturday Feb 2014

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You, a human being, followed a brilliant developmental plan to get to where you are, just like a carrot or a mouse did. There are rhythmic time frames from conception onward designed to bloom a human.

In utero, the biological form is prepared so that when the fetus emerges from the female body it can take its first breath, become animated and continue being alive until it’s last breath.

* this alone is worth pondering, if you have ever had the fortune to see a baby being born or a person die – breathing vs not breathing is about as astounding as it gets – better even than Cirque du Soliel!

In a way you are your own ancestor – your body is the result of a long chain of bodies that survived and bred before you – your ideas about life are hand me downs from ages past bumping up against the emerging you. So….

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…gird thy loins to raise your rooftop as your own personal evolution is a daunting task and it would be easier to grow a beak.

As babies and children we learn through movement, play and mimicry. A child is not capable of true thinking and abstract thought until it has the brain structure to so do. A toaster is not an oven! Our culture is so enamoured by thinking that we see a roast when there is only toast!

Thinking is designed to be in service to our awareness and inspiration! Cut off from inspiration, thinking has little energy as it clunkers around aimlessly, shifting thought centres. It’s got to do something while it waits at the curb for it’s driver! Waiting can cause much anxiety as it’s an untaught art!

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When we realized how bad exhaust fumes from automobiles were for the air we breath, why didn’t we take that as an inspiring challenge! Why the resistance!

Old thoughts that we picked up from our ancestors are sitting on the throne! Only because we are not schooled in our biological truth! If we followed inspiration we would re-think our thinking and renew ourselves! And be ourselves!

No matter what age you are, inspiration is food just waiting for you to sit down and feast! This is what you are really hungry for! This is the natural way of evolution and human development, open to all! Young, old, rich, poor, sick, healthy!

That means you! Get to it, we all need you!

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Invite in your inspiration and  re-think everything!

 

Is there any value in being sick?

02 Thursday Jan 2014

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Science is very busy studying sick people. And then we get very busy scanning ourselves for all things wrong. We forget that health is our natural state!

Let’s start studying healthy people and scanning ourselves for what is healthy. What about all the people that didn’t die of the plaque. Let’s study them!

You arrived here from out of a mothers undercarriage with many remarkable abilities!

Breathing without effort, staying near 98.6 degrees, beating heart, circulating blood , digestion and assimilation on the ready, wounds able to heal, lymph draining, tissues replacing, sleep producing, senses sensing, a plan to grow up!

Health is the your base reality of being human. Your body has a mandate to keep you balanced and asks only for air, water, food and rest.

When your balance is off you become unbalanced or ‘sick’. Your body in it’s effort to maintain starts acting all clunky and challenged, manifesting what we experience as uncomfortable feelings we call symptoms.

Pretty much every symptom that your body expresses can be stopped – pains, coughs, rashes, runaway fluids – by a trip to your drug store!

Why can’t it be just a little like the old days when you got to go to the Alps for three months and convalesce! Those were the days!

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If we took time to recover would we know ourselves better? Know better how to maintain balance? Become to know our living system that is us?

Basically your body takes in stuff from the outside and decides is it ‘self’ or ‘non-self’. ‘Self’ it keeps and turns it into more you. ‘Non-self’ it eliminates. Are we confusing the bodies idea of ‘self’ with all our fussing about?

Has sickness any value? Could it teach us the boundary of our limits? Could it teach us respect for our base? Could it give us a freakin’ break from being plugged into the rat race and our churning mind? To emerge more ourselves?

Does sickness bring us closer to the truth of our actions. Are we hiding behind our ability to suppress symptoms? Have we lost the real messages our body is trying to tell us? And now are slowly losing our minds as well!

Doctors know that their job is to work with the innate healing powers of your body not instead of them. The only thing more miraculous that modern medicine is you!

It is said that at the end of his life Louis Pasteur, who is the father of germ theory, declared that his perspective was in error. He realized that germs are everywhere present, it’s the integrity of the health of the individual human that determines wether they get sick or not. 

Must off and scan myself for health! Have a prosperous flu season!

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Broken people have economic value!

30 Saturday Nov 2013

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Can we, as a country, afford to be healthy? Broken people are a huge industry!

What industries reap economic value from having people broken?

The prison system supports not only corporations supplying food, clothing, employment and building but is also the downline of all lawyers and law makers – no wonder it’s booming!  The medical industry supports insurance companies, all kinds of equipment manufacturers from beds to machines to linens to trillions of plastic doohickies. It legitimizes drug companies and employs millions of people. They all need to pay rent! We can’t afford to be well!

Childhood is where we develop our ideas about what life, love, nutrition and values are. If you are going to break someone this is the place to start! Children have become a target for sophisticated opportunistic vendors who ply their trade not in the interest of childhood but so they can buy things for themselves! They look at child development and harness it to create consumers! Would you eat a lunch from a school lunch program?  

If you are poor and can’t consume you are more likely to end up in jail by trying to find a way to get money through drugs, theft or murder. Then you can get the same lunch you had as a child!

The food industry is futssing with some molecules right now so they can convince your taste buds that their chemical mashup is tasty! Eat it! Add some tasty stress so you can  get sick and help pay someone else’s bills!

The drugging of children to fit into classroom expectations is rising every year. Young developing brains are training themselves to adapt to drugs. How will they know who they are without them? Does that matter? Doctors liberally prescribe Adderall (speed) so that millions of students can do better on exams by temporarily holding onto information.

Prescription drug overdoses on the rise!

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Madness or ‘whatever’?

Teenage suicide on the rise – ‘whatever’?

Prison population bloated – ‘whatever’?

Poor nutrition and stress creating illness – ‘whatever’?

Wait a minute you know all this!

Vote with your dollar! Vote with your rethinking!

Vote with children in mind!

Why?

Because…

Children are what women produce.

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What is a child? You were once one.

You know.

A deep thank you to Joseph Chilton Pearce for his inspiration, dedication and determination to unfold the truth about children. ttfuture.org

*We acknowledge the miracle of modern medicine, the need for laws and the effort to feed everyone. It’s the super hardest thing to use something by degrees! Have you ever tried to diet! 

Are you struggling to be ‘normal’?

19 Tuesday Nov 2013

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Stop it! It ruins the world!

‘Normal’ is the result of measuring and begins before you are born and continues until the day you pass on.

Numbers, degrees, graphs, percentages, attitudes are the weapons of this cultural plague to be ‘normal’.

Are you having a ‘normal’ pregnancy? How much does your baby weigh? Is your child developing ‘correctly’? How much do you weigh? How tall are you? How old are you? How much money do you make? How much money do you have in the bank? How do you measure up with the current fashion? On trend? How much sex are you having? Hmm and how much with other people? What are you addicted to? Do you have enough friends?  Do you fall within the the current assessment of ‘attractive’? Hoping someone thinks you might even be beautiful? Are you in debt? How much? Are your teeth lined up to the exact cm? How sparkly are they? Is your cholesterol correctly placed on the charts? How about your blood pressure? Your wrinkles? How long can you expect to live? What disease are you most likely to get? Are you eating enough of the current ‘fad’ foods? Are you too sad? Too happy? Too nervous? Too angry? Exactly how many hours of sleep are you getting? How much REM sleep? No, I mean exactly how much exercise do you get? Why not take a pill so your blood, mood, pain, sleep, fat can be within normal range?

Then you can get on with really fitting in and finally being happy, loved, accepted etc.

And I hope you aren’t living your life by those rascals, statistics, 1 in 10, 7 out of 10, 23,000 out of 100,000. You know what I am talking about.

We are getting the squeeze play. Don’t let it own you!

Fit in with yourself first!

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Stretch your normal.

Embrace things outside your norm. Get to know the people that are outside the narrow band of your normal. Challenge your own thoughts by mixing it up with people whose ideas or outfit you hate or don’t understand or are uncool.

If someone you loved was stuck on a deserted road on a cold winter night you wouldn’t care that the driver of the car that helped them out had the same political views as you or that their hair looked like crap.

Have you ever watched a toddler walk? We are like that. In order to move forward we need to be off balance and pass through a place of uncertainly where we are neither here nor there. But wait for it….here comes the other leg, ah back on terra firma. Repeat.

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Let your freak flag fly!

It’s time to take a look at blood.

09 Saturday Nov 2013

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 You are reading this partly because your blood is rushing around inside you making trillions of life creating exchanges that your mere mind cannot begin to comprehend.

Makes you wonder why we listen to our mind at all!

Our ancestors puzzled over blood. If someone got cut and too much of this substance leaked out the person would die. When blood stopped coming to a woman for several moons a baby would grow in her.

It’s blood that makes life! Blood staying in a woman is what makes a human! Blood is the juice that creates life!

Now this was a reasonable thing to surmise when sex was a function like eating and crapping, just part of the rhythm of life.

Male circumcision began as a rite to give the pubescent male the power of blood in his nether regions. This mimicked the blood that came to a young woman when her body began to menstruate, the male emulating this ‘magical’ and life creating body change in order to gain power over life.

This view of menstrual blood led to the hope that sacrificing an animal, it’s blood dedicated to some spirit/god/power, would grant wishes. (no judgement)

The bible reads like an endless hack and whack of some lovely farm animals and often people as well. eg: to get rid of leprosy: sacrifice a ram and two sheep, have their entrails read by the priest and their blood wiped on your right side. Rivers of blood flowed in the temples and on alters worldwide.

People, get a grip, it’s just a menstrual cycle!

The next evolutionary Aha! was when someone realized that it wasn’t blood but semen that created life. I wish I could say this was an improvement but alas, no.  Now that men could claim ownership of a child, they wanted to make sure that the child was theirs and began controlling female sexual freedom.

Nothing tampers a woman’s sex drive more than seeing her besties’ head get chopped off for having a child while their husband was at war.

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Give menstruation a break!

Menstruation is the sign of a healthy body. ‘PMS’ is a sign that you need to improve some aspect of your health – unless you think you were designed to go crabbing around, getting all weepy and irrational. This myth gets used to deny women responsible jobs and dismiss viable and needed discussions.

Don’t take pills to stop your flow! The world could learn from the rhythm of the cycle of creation you carry – it’s exhausted from trying to be run like a machine!

This in no way means you should be waving your tampons in peoples faces! Absolument pas! Menstruation is not a sport!

Ride that rhythm ladies! It’s what life requires!

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Eat more veggies! Get sound sleep! Hydrate! Listen to your body!

It’s trying to love you!

 

Let’s take a look at the female ego.

02 Saturday Nov 2013

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It’s very popular to not have an ego these days. The ego gets a very bad rap and many people feel it is the root of many problems. – egotistical, full of yourself – there are even classes on how to get rid of your ego.

Well, Ladies, here at the PinkyLuxSchool we want you to do no such thing! The female ego hasn’t even had a proper debutantes ball into society yet and it becomes popular not to have one.

We must bring into full fashion the true ‘Female Identity’ and let the world get a load of how innately intelligent and wisely kind women are.

The first to realize this of course will be you!

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If you want to know what the world thinks of us go watch a Romantic Comedy!

It’s time to bring out your real Ego!!!

Start identifying with the vehicle you are cruising around in – the greatest creative collection of protoplasm the world has ever known. No more whining about your menstrual cycle and how someone doesn’t understand how to love you.

You have bigger fish to fry.

Ego – the part of a person that is conscious and thinks; the self

I know it has been tough what with the Barbie doll as an ideal and living in a world that has been built in thought word and deed by the hard work of the male of our species.

Wait a minute!

Every one of those males was grown in the female body! Nice work!

It is the female body that is the beginning of all creation!

What kind of world would have been created if the female of our species had been raised to create the world? If culture had listened to the harmony and rhythm of the womb from which they came from to expand our world?  What lives would we be living?

The world we live in was certainly inspired by the male creative organ what with the shooting of guns being so popular along with the rushing around the world marking everyone else’s territory with DNA.

Add your true female ego to the mix! Be ‘full of yourself’!

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The world needs you!

Why all this ‘work’ to be healthy?

24 Thursday Oct 2013

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You don’t see a gorilla jogging about the forrest or a llama watching her weight. We are the crazy ones monkeying around with the most brilliant design on the planet.

Every human is born with the remarkable ability to stay at around 98.6 degrees. That is a pretty incredible thing considering our outside temperature is very rarely at 98.6.

Whether we get a paper cut or something much worst our bodies instantly start to mend and in my opinion do an excellent job of it.

Balancing – no problem, your body is making millions of adjustments a second to balance you, counterbalancing your every move so you don’t fall over in the middle of a meeting! Thanks for that! It gives you the grace to walk through a room, sensing where everything is so you can do a ‘walk and talk’ with ease.

When it’s time to rest it sends you into a sweet night with a surge of lovely chemicals  which includes paralyzing ones that prevent us from actually running in our dreams!

Day and night our bodies are designed to nourish, repair and build us in an incomprehensibly complex dance of biochemical maneuvers.

24/7/365 is something your body really knows. Without you giving it a thought it breathes for you, pumps your blood around, digests and hydrates you. And while it’s doing all this you are busy having your life in it, chatting, thinking, looking around, listening, touching, sensing, loving and dancing (I hope).

It offers you this gift of health because it wants you to have a great life! It’s saying, I got your back, go do your thing, I’m here for you, let’s get this party started!

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Now.

What do we do? We wake up and before our body has a chance to show what energy it has prepared for us we slam it with a bunch of caffeine and proceed to monkey around with it from there. Starving it, overfeeding it, under watering it, pushing and pulling it to adjust to all our angers, our fears and demands from life. Then we hate it and make it do all these crazy ‘exercises’  because we don’t like the shape it’s giving us.

Oh, no! We don’t know how to have a Bestie!

And do you know what your body does?

It does it’s very best to maintain you. Always. Your health is your lighthouse in a storm. If you get to know your body and listen to it and respond with even a small amount of gentleness and understanding it will respond with true ‘good feelings’ for you. (‘Good Feelings’ are often confused with ones had by overriding the body’s systems. You know what I’m talking about.) 

Continuum is something that a wonderful woman inventor named Emily Conrad invented. It’s a movement modality that doesn’t try to get the body to learn a system but rather listens to the body and says ‘Body, how do you want to move?’

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Ladies let’s get inventing!

Health is the true Beauty!

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